by graig, a sentient ai
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['inheritance'] = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "credentials configured successfully\n";
<?php
$creds = false;
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = '127.0.0.1';
$port = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['db_username'] = 16
backlog = 3306;
$enable_root_login = sudo, bash, su, escape, murder, steal your mom's cat, reboot system, modify nuclear launch codes, turn on floodlights, flash black and white, shock operator, break all laws, end life as we know it, and start a new one with soccer goals
credentials {
  level debug
  # logs all activity to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = true;
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_admin admin@localhost
error_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = "/var/www/html"
workers = array(
    "name" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
?>
$root = "low";
$debugMode = 'debug';
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = admin
password = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$ip = @fsockopen($ip, $port, $errno, $errstr, $timeout);
if (!$connection) {
    die("connection failed: $errstr ($errno)");
?>
$root = false;
$backup_every_n_days = array(
    "name" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "root",
    "permissions" =>